i love u vampires. i love u gothic romance. i love u fangs in the neck. i love u coffin cuddles. i love u centuries-long yearning. i love u all consuming love. i love u hunger as desire. i love u monstrous intimacy
“Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn’t be one of them.”
orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too
Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?
is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like
Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!
Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.
Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently
yALL
Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?
